Some projects will NEVER make it on-air. Even with strategically placed plants (see below) this promo was way too explicit for daytime-compliance or studio approval. But editing Carrie Bradshaw's voice from 20 different SATC episodes and making her sound like she's commenting on other HBO shows was simply too tempting. And it paid off: Promax Gold in the category Salon de Refusé!
We ended up giving the tamer (butt-covered-by-plants) version to the client.